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Tila Tequila performed at the Gathering of the Juggalos in Illinois...

Sooo, Tila Tequila is a Fellow Houstonian from South West Alief, TX... & is the known to our world as FreaKyS.N.O.B, due to her stint as a Reality Show Star searching for Bisexual Love and getting engaged to BILLION Dollar HEIRESS Casey Johnson. Who abruptly died after their proposal soooo, Tila got her AnnaNicoleS.N.O.B on but the money bag dropped dead before Proposition 8 cleared the courts....

WELL NOW....

Tila Tequila tells TMZ that right when her toe hit the stage, the Juggalos allegedly* started a revolt against her by stoning her ass and launching a tidal wave of piss-marinated caca at her face.


Tila, who sent pictures of her injuries to TMZ, claims that the Juggalos wanted her DEAD!

Here's Tila's account of the Battle of The Juggalo's:

"I went onstage and immediately, before I even got on stage, DUDES were throwing HUGE STONE ROCKS in my face, beer bottles that slit my eye open, almost burnt my hair on fire cuz they threw fire crackers on stage, and they even took the shit out of the port-0-potty and threw shit and piss at me when I was onstage."

These people were trying to kill me. So then after the last blow to my head with the firecracker they threw at me exploded, my bodygaurd and the other security grabbed me and ran as fast as they could to the shitty trailor. Since their security SUCKS, the 2 thousand people ran after us, trying to kill me. They almost got me so they finally reach the trailor, blood all over myself, cant stop bleeding, then all of a sudden, all 2 thousand people surround the trailor and busts the windows!!! Even the guys INSIDE with me were shaking! Their hands were shaking cuz they were so scared! So 3 guys inside the trailor had to grab a table and push it over the broken windows and grabbed all the chairs they could find to hold the people from outside back. It was scary as hell!"

Whoever thought Tila Tequila performing for thousands of Insane Clown Posse fans was a good idea needs to ask their dealer to change their crack prescription, because they are obviously smoking the wrong shit!